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Why I Don't Like Going to the Dentist's Office

Sat May 29, 2010 11:16 AM EDT
health, surgery, dentist, doctor, medical-paranoia
By shepherd0886
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As I pass into my "Golden Years" which is a euphemism for getting to old to do anything that requires strength and stamina, I have begun to experience many of the aches and pains that come with this time of life. One of those is a genetic propensity for periodontal disease. It seems to have come down through my mytochondrial DNA since all of my mother's family were cursed with dentures from very early ages. Actually I have done remarkably well to have kept my teeth for as long as I have. Anyway, I tended to procrastinate when it came to dental visits simply because I knew what was coming. However I had no idea the extent of the problem. Here is my most amazing and upsetting story of how I went from the dental chair to the operating room.

It began with the typical problem of 'receeding gums.' Ultimately two of my upper molars became so loose that they just fell out one at a time over the span of about 6 weeks and both did so while I was typing comments here on Newsvine. Hmmmm! So, I finally conceeded and went to the dentist to see what, if anything, could be done. It was decided that surgical implants would be a good option that would allow me to avoid the nuisance that comes with dentures and partial plates. To do so however would require a bone graft and a procedure called a 'sinus lift.' Therefore it was decided that I should visit an Ear/Nose/Throat specialist to make sure there were no issues with my sinuses. Well, my sinuses were OK but it was discovered that I had a deviated sceptum complicated with a bone spur and that removing it would significantly improve my breathing capability. Well that was cool I thought. I had been fighting breathing problems all my life and this would finally ease that up as well as getting my teeth fixed.

The surgery was scheduled at an outpatient surgical center and I was sent for the usual pre-operative testing and workup. Low and behold my chest X-ray and EKG came back abnormal. DaDaDaDumb! More problems on the horizon. Since I had been a smoker for 53 years and only recently quit the habit I was sure that I had some kind of cancer or something but I had to sweat it out for the entire weekend before I got any of the results. The medical profession tends to be a bit sadistic that way LOL. They hand you a plate full of doubt and then let you digest it for awhile before they tell you what it all means. Anyway I was somewhat relieved to hear that the problem was not in my lungs nor was it likely to be any sort of a malignancy. In fact, it appears to be a six inch long benign cyst growing on or around my aorta.

So I am now scheduled for heart surgery to remove that on the 8th of June. They are hoping to be able to do it endoscopically but the possiblity exists that I may have to be opened all the way up if it is too heavily involved with the aorta. All I can think about is "wow, all I started out to do was get my teeth fixed" and not I am facing a total of three different surgical procedures. During my late wife's long fight with Parkinson's Disease I had pretty much put my own medical issues on a back burner while I cared for her. When she passed in Dec. of 2008 I decided that I would try and do a better job of taking care of myself but I had no idea of just what all that would mean. LOL

The lesson that I have learned is an old one. Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do today. My dental problems and my sinus issues have been with me for years and I simply neglected them. In some ways though that may have been a real benefit for me because the heart issue was not presenting any symptoms to me. I just didn't know that I had a problem until the lab work showed it up while prepping for the other surgical procedures. I joke about not liking to go to the dentist and most people do tend to have a bit of an aversion to it but in this case, it may very well have saved my life. I had some major spinal surgery just 4 years ago and they had done a complete NMRI scan of my entire thorax and there was no indication of this cyst then so it has appeared and grown to a very large size in just the last 4 years. In this particular instance my procrastination may well have served to discover this problem that I otherwise would have probably ignored until it was too late to do anything about it.

While I should have been keeping up with my own health issues, this is one time that not liking to go to the dentist may very well have served in my best interests. I will not be doing much 'vining' in the next few weeks so I will let you know how it went when I get back by putting a comment on this article. I really enjoy all of my vine friends and the crazy comment sessions that we get into. LOL See ya'll when I get back (assuming all goes well :=O).

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shepherd0886

Just wanted to let my 'vine friends' know that I will be gone for awhile not that I will be missed in anyway LOL. Things seem to be slowing down a little on the vine anyway due to the on-set of summer (hurray!!) For my friends who 'found romance' I do hope that things are still going well. I do so love a good love story. LOL To my jokster friends, save a few good ones for me. HEH HEH HEH HEH And to my 'looney' friends keep up the inuendo and double entendre' while I am gone. :=)) Go 'Gutter Girls.' Tee Hee..... See Ya.

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Reply#1 - Sat May 29, 2010 11:38 AM EDT
Leetheendurableone

take and good luck. God bless.

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Reply#2 - Sat May 29, 2010 12:51 PM EDT
believer-369603

hey sheperd have fun :-0

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Reply#3 - Sat May 29, 2010 6:27 PM EDT
shepherd0886

Depends on what the nurses look like. LOL Good hearing from you again my friend. Say hi to WD for me too. BTW, I still haven't seen part 6 of your saga. Too busy perhaps? HEH HEH HEH HEH

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#3.1 - Sun May 30, 2010 8:14 AM EDT
believer-369603

I posted part 6 last week, sheperd. You can find it on my page

Watch out for those nurses. brother......they can raise your heart rate :-0

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#3.2 - Sun May 30, 2010 6:50 PM EDT
shepherd0886

I can use all the help I can get. LOL They can elevate my pulse rate, my blood pressure, and (ahem) other things any time they want to. HEH HEH HEH HEH

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#3.3 - Sun May 30, 2010 11:54 PM EDT
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Peter Faden

Good luck shep! Stay positive and come back stronger! :)

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Reply#4 - Mon May 31, 2010 12:03 AM EDT
shepherd0886

Thank you Peter. I hope to do just that. It is funny because I started all of this just to impress a certain lady friend. At this rate I am going to have to get one of those stickers that Big Lots puts on their appliances that says "reconditioned." LOL That way, if she picks me she knows that she will be getting a bargain that is good as new. HEH HEH HEH HEH

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Reply#5 - Mon May 31, 2010 12:10 AM EDT
Peter Faden

Lol...Many women have a soft spot for vulnerability...and reconditioned might also be referred to as been there done that. Experience has to count for something, aye? I think you're In like Flynn!

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#5.1 - Mon May 31, 2010 12:14 AM EDT
shepherd0886

I do hope that you are right my friend. I am coming up on 2 years of 'being alone' and I really don't care for it like I thought I might. For me 'total freedom' is a bit over-rated. LOL I much prefer to have someone to share life with physically, spiritually, and emotionally. :=))

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#5.2 - Mon May 31, 2010 9:19 AM EDT
TestAnxiety

Remember what Joe Pesci said about The Dentist in whatever Lethal Weapon that was...

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#5.3 - Mon May 31, 2010 10:56 AM EDT
believer-369603

o share life with physically, spiritually, and emotionally. :=))

Nice thought, sheperd

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#5.4 - Mon May 31, 2010 12:18 PM EDT
shepherd0886

believer one of my biggest discoveries upon becoming a widower was just how empty and hollow life is without someone to share it with. Victories and joyous moments are just another moment in time with no particular meaning and sad times are very lonely and burdensome when you face them alone. Yeah, sex and the physical aspect is great and necessary for emotional reassurance but a true relationship is really all about belonging to and caring for someone and something greater than yourself. Sappy huh? LOL

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#5.5 - Mon May 31, 2010 3:38 PM EDT
believer-369603

a true relationship is really all about belonging to and caring for someone........ Sappy huh? LOL

Not sappy at all. That's the type of relationship which would make me happy. I know where you're coming from, sheperd :-)

    #5.6 - Tue Jun 1, 2010 10:23 AM EDT
    shepherd0886

    Trying to go there again too my friend. LOL Just posted a new article you might just get a kick out of and thanks for part 6 of your ongoing saga. If you keep it up you might just wind up with a book. I just found out yesterday that a friend and work associate of mine committed suicide and it made me feel so very helpless. Could I have talked him out of it? I don't know but I kind of wish that I had had the opportunity to try. I can only imagine his dispair in the final moments of his life. Your story, though diffucult to share, can have meaning to many out there who have been touched by this kind of tragedy so thank you for sharing it.

      #5.7 - Tue Jun 1, 2010 1:15 PM EDT
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      Remote Viewer

      Best of luck and a speedy recovery, shepherd. I'll be thinking of you and looking forward to your return to the Vine.

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      Reply#6 - Mon May 31, 2010 2:26 PM EDT
      shepherd0886

      Wow, I truly appreciate the wonderful thoughts, well wishes, and prayers. I rather thought this article would trigger some amusing anecdotal stories about folk's trips to the dentist. I never expected the level of sympathy and support. Thank you one and all and may God bless you. My first surgery is June 8th and I am hoping to be back home by the 12th. That is the 'big one.' LOL Then I will schedule the sinus work followed by the dental stuff. After than, I plan to stay as far away from any medical institutions as I can for awhile. :=))

      Again, thanks to all of you. You are truly my friends in every sense of the word.

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      Reply#7 - Mon May 31, 2010 3:14 PM EDT
      LifeTravler

      Please take care of YOU!!

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      Reply#8 - Sat Jun 5, 2010 12:36 AM EDT
      shepherd0886

      Thank you so much for the well wishes. Actually, I am kind of becoming an 'old hand' at this surgery thing so I am not too worried about the outcome. As the Italians put it, Ce Sera Sera or something to that effect LOL (I am sure someone 'in the know' will correct me on that one) My biggest concern is getting someone to look after my cat while I am laid up. HEH HEH HEH HEH

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      #8.1 - Sun Jun 6, 2010 9:41 PM EDT
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      shepherd0886

      One down and two to go. LOL Well the surgery on my heart went surprisingly well. The surgeon removed a cyst that was, as he described it, about the size and shape of a good sized cucumber. The good news is that it was totally benign and the better news is that my heart, esophagus, and lungs now have much more room to 'do their thang in.' LOL Here is how it went.

      Tuesday morning had the surgery at 07:30. Tuesday afternoon, felt pretty good and had a visitor and a nice diner while thinking "this isn't so bad." Midway through the night and all Wednesday morning I thought I was going to die as the full effects of the anesthesia and pain meds began to wear off. By Wednesday afternoon however the pain began easing and the oral meds began helping make it more bearable. By that evening the doctor came in and said that I would be released in the morning if all went well. He rolled me over on my side in the bed, told me to take a deep breath and hold it, and then he proceded to pull the drainage tube from my side as if he were trying to start a Briggs and Stratton mower. He kept saying "hold it, hold it" and I couldn't have breathed even if I had wanted to at than moment.

      Anyway, I knew what "if all went well" meant. I had to show the nurses how well potty trained I was and how energetic I could be. I got up every chance I got and did my best to fill the little 'urinal' they had supplied me with as many times as I could. They kept asking me about #2 and I was trying like crazy to make something for them. At one point I considered asking one of the custodians to 'make a donation in my behalf' just to get them off my back but eventually I was able to eke out a small sample that seemed to satisfy them. By a little after noon on Thursday I had my walking papers. One of my sons came down and took me home but I could have walked home if I had to.

      As I said before, this was the big one. Now I just have the 'outpatient' surgery on my nasal passages, and several 'outpatient' proceedures for my gums and teeth and I should be done with this little odysey. Even though it sounds as though I might be complaining about all of this in actuality I was very lucky. The growth in my chest was not giving me any notable symptoms and could have become so large as to become inoperable over time. So this all had a purpose and I am actually grateful for how it worked out.

      Again, thanks to all of my vine friends for the well wishes and encouragement. Now I just have to get over the nuisance aches and pains and then I will be back to normal, whatever that is. HEH HEH HEH HEH

      Even though I was only gone 3 nights, it seemed like I had been gone a month. I kept checking things in the house and threw out all of my fresh produce because it seemed it had been in the fridge too long. Today, Saturday, I got some help and changed the dressing on my incisions. There are 4 small incisions since it was done endoscopically. At last I can take a decent shower. LOL

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      Reply#9 - Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:38 PM EDT
      Peter Faden

      I'm glad it went well. Soon, you'll be running around without a care in the world! :)

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      #9.1 - Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:42 PM EDT
      Remote Viewer

      This is great news, shepherd! I'm heaving a big sigh of relief for you. The worst is over and you're going to feel so much better. Bitemore (my partner) is facing surgery to replace an aortic valve. I know your experience will be encouraging to her as well. Hang in there and we'll all be sending you tons of healing vibes!

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      #9.2 - Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:10 AM EDT
      shepherd0886

      RV I am so sorry to hear about your partner and her medical issues. I also received your friend request and have accepted it with pleasure. I will say a few prayers for her even though I do not personally hold much faith in them. What I do believe in is the power of positive thoughts directed toward a person in need whether it is physical, emotional, or spiritual. If I may I will offer a few tips to you both and you may do with them as you wish. However I have found them to be most useful to me. If this is her first major piece of surgery these tips may be useful to her as well.

      First of all when you are confronted with something like a major surgery it helps you mentally and emotionally to find out and learn as much about it as you possibly can. Hopefully your surgeon will explain the procedure to you in detail and you can fill in the blanks on the internet. Why do you want to know this? Well, once you are in the hospital and committed to the procedure there is an awful lot going on around you and the people there won't spend much time explaining it to you so it could become a bit frightening to some. However, if you know what is going on and why beforehand, it takes away all of the mystery and thus the scariness. OK?

      The next thing that you will have to be prepared for is a constant stream of people wandering into your room wanting to do tests and draw blood. It is kind of funny because they all tell you to rest but as soon as you settle down and try to do that in comes another one. You will get several X-rays and at least two EKGs and they will leave the EKG lead connectors stuck to you and they start to itch after awhile. LOL Also you will accumulate all manner of tubes and hoses hooked up to you so that it is impossible to even think of getting up to say 'go to the bathroom.' Most are just for monitoring purposes. The most important one is the kind of permanent one that they start on your first day. That is where they feed you fluids to keep you hydrated and it is also where the blessed pain medications issue forth. This last trip for me was unusual for the constant visits from the lab people. I began to think that the cast of "Twilight" was running the lab because they were hitting me up about every four hours or so. :=O I was starting to feel a bit like a pony keg at a frat house party! LOL

      Now the next thing is boredom. Be sure and take something to occupy your time. Games, puzzles, knitting or crocheting, or what ever. Hospital TV is notoriously boring. Fortunately my hospital permitted me to keep my cell phone so I could text, play games, and make calls whenever I wanted. Also I was lucky because, being a guy and a widower, I could readily appreciate all the 'very young' nurses who took care of me. LOL Thanks to my experiences here on the vine, I have discovered how 'open minded' nurses can be so I could have some real fun with them (inuendo and double entendre' HEH HEH HEH HEH)

      The last tip is to understand their lingo. When they say 'depending on how things go' means 'show me what you've got.' If they want bladder and bowel output then give it all you've got or they will give you something to 'hurry you along.' Argh!!! If they want walking and exercise then give them laps until you drop. You see the goal is to get out of there and they won't let you go until you jump through all their little hoops and meet all of their little expectations. LOL Once you get back home you can then finally rest and recuperate because you will have escaped from their concentrated care giving. You see they pack two weeks of care into two days of hospital stay so you are really busy getting 'cared for.' :=))

      All of this was meant to be funny. Just relax and go with the flow. Everything will turn out fine. Only be concerned if your surgeon shows up in short pants and a beanie with a propeller on it on his head. Then you might want to ask for a second opinion. OK? As far as getting your aortic valve replaced/repaired, you are lucky. It is probably far less costly and traumatic than having your EGR valve replaced in your car. Trust me, I was more upset over that than I was this piece of surgery. LOL You have my best wishes and I will send my positive thoughts your way just as you all did for me. Thank you so much.

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      #9.3 - Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:50 PM EDT
      Remote Viewer

      #9.3 - Thanks, shepherd! Bitey spent Monday through Friday this past week in the hospital, and we can vouch for every bit of your advice. She'd have gone crazy without her netbook and access to Newsvine. It wasn't a lot of fun as it was, but we did follow every one of your suggestions and it would have been a lot worse if we hadn't. We'll be armed with lots of questions for the surgeon on Wednesday.

      Being a born-again pagan myself, I totally agree about the positive thoughts in whatever form. So does Bitey. Your "good vibes" will be much appreciated!

      {{{{{shepherd}}}}}

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      #9.4 - Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:30 PM EDT
      shepherd0886

      RV after penning my #9.3 I followed your link to bitemore's article only to discover that I was a tad late with my offering. Ah well, I hope that everything turned out ok. Obviously the two of you got over the biggest hurdle because you are here to talk about it today. LOL Now you just have to get through the aggravation of the healing process. We can share that. Everytime I cough or reach for something and feel the sting of my incisions I will send well wishes your way. :=)) Just hope the long term prognosis is favorable. Good luck my friends and hang in there.

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      #9.5 - Mon Jun 14, 2010 2:32 PM EDT
      Remote Viewer

      Thanks, {{{{{shepherd}}}}} - we're far from being out of the woods yet, but the surgery has been fast-tracked and will probably take place this week. Bitey is back in the hospital after a worsening of her symptoms, and will remain there until after the surgery is done.

      Your friendship and support are much appreciated, and we'll keep sending you all the healing vibes we can as well!

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